comedycentral:

Can weed really make you thin? If it can make jam bands seem enjoyable, anything is possible.

Click here to watch Stephen discuss this scientific breakthrough in last night’s installment of Cheating Death.

doomstruck-dark:

Snap: Please stick your Rudy in my Tabootie

Rudy: 

I loved this fuckin show

89cats:

Hanniya face(般若顔） by marble_5 on Flickr.

is that a WHOLE PHEASANT?

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/helen-mirren-grants-boy-dying-wish-having-tea-155902306.html?vp=1

this is the kind of volunteer work I want to do ;u;

rifftrax:

That’s right, we went there. Dr. Who and the Daleks is coming to RiffTrax VOD tomorrow (May 23rd)!

ohgodyes

derpycats:

This is Baxter. He has a foam ball stuck to his ear.

wtf the painting and shading is lovely and then her MOUTH is just disgusting and makes me mad >:C

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COMON

diseasia:

myampgoesto11:

Wearable Planter | Jewelry for green thumb

I love these but I’d feel WAY too pretentious wearing them outside

sassylesbianfeferi:

mUSCLESTUCK? ye.

I finally reached late night tumblr

loonylunalovegood97:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-bite-of-frost:

frequentlytimelow:

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.

Did that teacher get fired? 

I feel like that teacher should get murdered

Hmm, I  can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was

my periods and cramps are so bad I’m on a birth control where I’ve only got 4 periods a year and it’s so great

needs a cutiemark

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

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